My first post!

So this is it... after months of writing on other people's blogs and posting on forums, my wife has finally convinced that I should create my OWN blog so as to let the whole world know how brilliant I am. Or something along those lines. I am currently writing this down in my family home near D.C. (which once had the glorious title of Murda Capital of the USA but has since rescinded the title to other, more worthy cities) as my wife and I get ready to head to the mall. I hope tons of people read my blog and I become super popular, so welcome aboard the good ship Monkey Steals the Peach!